I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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