Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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