$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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