hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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