I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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