We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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