If i come over, it means nothing
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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