Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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