He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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