I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
