hotel room ftw
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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