Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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