so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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