And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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