I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
did i just pee glitter
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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