i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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