his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
