So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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