So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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