I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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