Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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