I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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