She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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