I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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