I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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