just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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