Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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