road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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