so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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