His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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