I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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