Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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