It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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