but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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