whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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