drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You made out with two different species that night
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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