If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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