He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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