Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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