guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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