Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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