yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
