I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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