if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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