Pappa wants mamma naked
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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