2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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