theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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