We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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