I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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