it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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