4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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