Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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