Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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