spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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